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		<title>By: Editor</title>
		<link>http://www.penciltrick.com/index.php/retail/1800flowerscom-sucks/comment-page-1/#comment-47452</link>
		<dc:creator>Editor</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Apr 2010 16:16:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hi Dave,

If you&#039;re sending to North America the best place I know of is http://www.416-florist.com/ They always have great specials and can send anywhere in the US or Canada. You seem to be from NZ so I don&#039;t know anyone there.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi Dave,</p>
<p>If you&#8217;re sending to North America the best place I know of is <a href="http://www.416-florist.com/" rel="nofollow">http://www.416-florist.com/</a> They always have great specials and can send anywhere in the US or Canada. You seem to be from NZ so I don&#8217;t know anyone there.</p>
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		<title>By: Dave Bloom</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dave Bloom</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Apr 2010 09:26:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Is it possible for you to (or anybody else) tell me what is the best place to deliver flowers? All the pages I have seen want too much delivery costs.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is it possible for you to (or anybody else) tell me what is the best place to deliver flowers? All the pages I have seen want too much delivery costs.</p>
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		<title>By: Josh</title>
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		<dc:creator>Josh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 02:04:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>They are terrible. Awful. Even after I correct a spelling error they tried to send it to a wrong name and then claimed that it was my fault. The customer center crew is about as unhelpful as they come. Never ever again will I order with them.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They are terrible. Awful. Even after I correct a spelling error they tried to send it to a wrong name and then claimed that it was my fault. The customer center crew is about as unhelpful as they come. Never ever again will I order with them.</p>
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		<title>By: Rhonda</title>
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		<dc:creator>Rhonda</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 23:26:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>First, let me start by saying that, if like my husband, you use 1-800 Flowers, you may save a few dollars, but you will pay for it... forever.

My husband isn&#039;t what I would call cheap (well, except apparently when it comes to flowers). I have top notch vacations, beautiful jewelry, and anything a girl could want... except apparently flowers on Valentine&#039;s day. I did however get stems. Dead stems with no bloom in site.

He ordered a rather inexpensive (read: CHEAP) gift from 1-800-FLOWERS (his fault, not theirs), but what we at the office deemed a totally inappropriate gift for a wife in photos on the website was a JEWEL compared to what arrived in the cardboard box.

The $1.00 store teddy bear was ratty, but nothing could prepare me for the &quot;flowers&quot;. What was supposed to be miniture roses was actually 4 dead stems with dead, curled leaves. All of which were put into florists foam that was dry and crumbling. I went from being 100% ticked at him for being incredibly cheap, to laughing hysterically. 

The operator (btw, if you are working a phone that requires you to speak English then you need to actually be able to speak English) was insulting and unhelpful. I confirmed to her what it was supposed to look like, but then she said &quot;I know what your husband TOLD you he sent you.&quot; I replied that my husband THE DR. had no reason to lie (after all, I know what he ordered, it was pretty pathetic, but at least it was alive and had 4 blooms). What I have is dead, dead, dead. Supermarket flowers are 1000 times better than this junk. 

I had both been promised that I would be getting a new bouquet on Feb. 15 that was an upgrade (hey, great Valentine&#039;s, a day late). Well, after hours on the phone and speaking with 2 operators, 2 managers, and a guy at corporate, the operator that took my call SCREWED UP and there will be no delivery today. Now they are promised for tomorrow. I doubt I&#039;m getting anything.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>First, let me start by saying that, if like my husband, you use 1-800 Flowers, you may save a few dollars, but you will pay for it&#8230; forever.</p>
<p>My husband isn&#8217;t what I would call cheap (well, except apparently when it comes to flowers). I have top notch vacations, beautiful jewelry, and anything a girl could want&#8230; except apparently flowers on Valentine&#8217;s day. I did however get stems. Dead stems with no bloom in site.</p>
<p>He ordered a rather inexpensive (read: CHEAP) gift from 1-800-FLOWERS (his fault, not theirs), but what we at the office deemed a totally inappropriate gift for a wife in photos on the website was a JEWEL compared to what arrived in the cardboard box.</p>
<p>The $1.00 store teddy bear was ratty, but nothing could prepare me for the &#8220;flowers&#8221;. What was supposed to be miniture roses was actually 4 dead stems with dead, curled leaves. All of which were put into florists foam that was dry and crumbling. I went from being 100% ticked at him for being incredibly cheap, to laughing hysterically. </p>
<p>The operator (btw, if you are working a phone that requires you to speak English then you need to actually be able to speak English) was insulting and unhelpful. I confirmed to her what it was supposed to look like, but then she said &#8220;I know what your husband TOLD you he sent you.&#8221; I replied that my husband THE DR. had no reason to lie (after all, I know what he ordered, it was pretty pathetic, but at least it was alive and had 4 blooms). What I have is dead, dead, dead. Supermarket flowers are 1000 times better than this junk. </p>
<p>I had both been promised that I would be getting a new bouquet on Feb. 15 that was an upgrade (hey, great Valentine&#8217;s, a day late). Well, after hours on the phone and speaking with 2 operators, 2 managers, and a guy at corporate, the operator that took my call SCREWED UP and there will be no delivery today. Now they are promised for tomorrow. I doubt I&#8217;m getting anything.</p>
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		<title>By: Robert Hernandez</title>
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		<dc:creator>Robert Hernandez</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 17:38:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>1-800-Flowers.com is a horrible website. Their site wouldn&#039;t accept my valid credit card, despite my use of several different browsers. When I finally caved and talked to a &quot;service&quot; rep, after 15 minutes of more nonsense, my card was again denied due to too many failed attempts to use it previously. The only reason I was using them was because I had a gift card, which I think I&#039;ll now throw away because there&#039;s no way in hell I&#039;m ever going to try to use this site again. You&#039;d think a company with .com in the name would have a functional webpage...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1-800-Flowers.com is a horrible website. Their site wouldn&#8217;t accept my valid credit card, despite my use of several different browsers. When I finally caved and talked to a &#8220;service&#8221; rep, after 15 minutes of more nonsense, my card was again denied due to too many failed attempts to use it previously. The only reason I was using them was because I had a gift card, which I think I&#8217;ll now throw away because there&#8217;s no way in hell I&#8217;m ever going to try to use this site again. You&#8217;d think a company with .com in the name would have a functional webpage&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Joe Parrino</title>
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		<dc:creator>Joe Parrino</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2009 03:14:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>1 800 FLOWERS SUCKS THE BIG ONE......USE FTD I&#039;M ON HOLD AS I WRITE THIS AFTER DELIVERY CONFIRMATION (THEY WERE NOT DELIVERED) AND I WAS BILLED .SORRY NO FLOWERS FOR MOTHERS DAY MOM. IF I COULD PUT MY HANDS AROUND SOMEONES NECK RIGHT NOW!! DO NOT USE THIS MEXICAN BULL SHIT COMPANY PLEASE,SAVE YOURSELF ALOT OF GRIEF.I HAVE BEEN ON THE PHONE THE BETTER PART OF THE DAY.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1 800 FLOWERS SUCKS THE BIG ONE&#8230;&#8230;USE FTD I&#8217;M ON HOLD AS I WRITE THIS AFTER DELIVERY CONFIRMATION (THEY WERE NOT DELIVERED) AND I WAS BILLED .SORRY NO FLOWERS FOR MOTHERS DAY MOM. IF I COULD PUT MY HANDS AROUND SOMEONES NECK RIGHT NOW!! DO NOT USE THIS MEXICAN BULL SHIT COMPANY PLEASE,SAVE YOURSELF ALOT OF GRIEF.I HAVE BEEN ON THE PHONE THE BETTER PART OF THE DAY.</p>
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		<title>By: Jeff</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 17:37:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What a terrible company,

I too tried 1800flowers for a second time and again they delivered poor quality and bad cuustomer service.  Since I was travelling I had flowers delivered for Mothers Day.  Delivered on the correct day, although at 7pm.  By the next day they were drooping and with 3 days all the flowers were dead. When I returned from my trip I found out about the poor quality and contacted 1800flowers.  I was told &quot;sorry&quot;, it&#039;s past 7 days.
I will never order from them again and advise anyone else to stay away.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What a terrible company,</p>
<p>I too tried 1800flowers for a second time and again they delivered poor quality and bad cuustomer service.  Since I was travelling I had flowers delivered for Mothers Day.  Delivered on the correct day, although at 7pm.  By the next day they were drooping and with 3 days all the flowers were dead. When I returned from my trip I found out about the poor quality and contacted 1800flowers.  I was told &#8220;sorry&#8221;, it&#8217;s past 7 days.<br />
I will never order from them again and advise anyone else to stay away.</p>
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		<title>By: Greg Jones</title>
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		<dc:creator>Greg Jones</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 18:35:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>These guys suck ass.  I ordered a week ahead of time a very large and expensive arrangement for Mother&#039;s Day.  I had it sent to my mother&#039;s work where someone else with the same first name signed for it and she never got the package.

I received the delivery confirmation email and then contacted support.  After many back and forth emails, they only thing they did was offer an apology and a refund (after demanding one).  

Horrible customer service.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>These guys suck ass.  I ordered a week ahead of time a very large and expensive arrangement for Mother&#8217;s Day.  I had it sent to my mother&#8217;s work where someone else with the same first name signed for it and she never got the package.</p>
<p>I received the delivery confirmation email and then contacted support.  After many back and forth emails, they only thing they did was offer an apology and a refund (after demanding one).  </p>
<p>Horrible customer service.</p>
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		<title>By: no probs here</title>
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		<dc:creator>no probs here</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 04:56:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;VE ORDERED WITH 1800FLOWERS.COM MANY TIMES IN THE PAST AND EVEN VERY RECENTLY.. I&#039;VE ALSO ORDERED FROM THEIR SISTER COMPANIES... I HAVE NEVER HAD A PROBLEM... I UNDERSTAND EVERYONE ELSE&#039;S COMPLAINTS, I&#039;VE HAD BIG PROBLEMS WITH OTHER LARGE COMPANIES LIKE THIS THAT EVERY TIME YOU CALL YOU HAVE TO SPEAK WITH A DIFFERENT CUSTOMER SERVICE REP... SO I KEEP MY FINGERS CROSSED AND CONTINUE TO ORDER WITH THEM...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;VE ORDERED WITH 1800FLOWERS.COM MANY TIMES IN THE PAST AND EVEN VERY RECENTLY.. I&#8217;VE ALSO ORDERED FROM THEIR SISTER COMPANIES&#8230; I HAVE NEVER HAD A PROBLEM&#8230; I UNDERSTAND EVERYONE ELSE&#8217;S COMPLAINTS, I&#8217;VE HAD BIG PROBLEMS WITH OTHER LARGE COMPANIES LIKE THIS THAT EVERY TIME YOU CALL YOU HAVE TO SPEAK WITH A DIFFERENT CUSTOMER SERVICE REP&#8230; SO I KEEP MY FINGERS CROSSED AND CONTINUE TO ORDER WITH THEM&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Dennis</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dennis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2008 16:33:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I made the mistake of giving 1-800-Flowers a second chance, after they failed me one previous time. The previous time, the so called &quot;roses&quot; they sent looked like something that were dug out of the trash after the care takers got done cleaning up the headstones at a graveyard. On that order I called to complain, they were nice enough and offered to resend them, which I said ok. BIG Mistake...no better. After a few more calls, and an attempt at a third delivery I got a big 20% of my order refunded to me. 

So a year passed, I was out of town on Valentines and decided, hey let me try this again. BIGGER MISTAKE. I ordered two dozen roses in a vase, with a box of chocolates. Well...the chocolats showed up, along with a stuffed animal (bear) but no roses. So I called right away, was on hold for 20 minutes on the 14th, no one ever picked up. I called again on the 15th, twice, same thing. 

I finally get in touch with them this morning. And guess what, they offered me 20% of the order amount as refund. But I didn&#039;t get what I ordered??? They say, well you weren&#039;t suppose to get a stuffed animal (bear), but we sent that instead, so that replaces the value of the vase and some roses, so we can only authorize a 20% refund. His supervisor wouldn&#039;t get on the phone, she told him to relay this to me. 

I then called their corporate headquaters in Carle Place, Long Island. Was put on hold, for 15 minutes, then disconnected. Never actually getting to talk to someone. 

So, I&#039;m on a one man mission to get the word out. If they refuse to give me 100% refund, well I&#039;m going to get my satisfaction and then some by letting as many people as I know about how poor the service and products are at 1800FLOWERS. Do yourself a favor, use your local florist, and support the neighborhood small business. 

Thanks

Dennis</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I made the mistake of giving 1-800-Flowers a second chance, after they failed me one previous time. The previous time, the so called &#8220;roses&#8221; they sent looked like something that were dug out of the trash after the care takers got done cleaning up the headstones at a graveyard. On that order I called to complain, they were nice enough and offered to resend them, which I said ok. BIG Mistake&#8230;no better. After a few more calls, and an attempt at a third delivery I got a big 20% of my order refunded to me. </p>
<p>So a year passed, I was out of town on Valentines and decided, hey let me try this again. BIGGER MISTAKE. I ordered two dozen roses in a vase, with a box of chocolates. Well&#8230;the chocolats showed up, along with a stuffed animal (bear) but no roses. So I called right away, was on hold for 20 minutes on the 14th, no one ever picked up. I called again on the 15th, twice, same thing. </p>
<p>I finally get in touch with them this morning. And guess what, they offered me 20% of the order amount as refund. But I didn&#8217;t get what I ordered??? They say, well you weren&#8217;t suppose to get a stuffed animal (bear), but we sent that instead, so that replaces the value of the vase and some roses, so we can only authorize a 20% refund. His supervisor wouldn&#8217;t get on the phone, she told him to relay this to me. </p>
<p>I then called their corporate headquaters in Carle Place, Long Island. Was put on hold, for 15 minutes, then disconnected. Never actually getting to talk to someone. </p>
<p>So, I&#8217;m on a one man mission to get the word out. If they refuse to give me 100% refund, well I&#8217;m going to get my satisfaction and then some by letting as many people as I know about how poor the service and products are at 1800FLOWERS. Do yourself a favor, use your local florist, and support the neighborhood small business. </p>
<p>Thanks</p>
<p>Dennis</p>
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